Sunday, September 9, 2012

Official NBA 2K13 Ratings

These are the default player ratings for all NBA players in NBA 2K13.  As usual, 2K has spent the summer not doing much of anything.

POINT GUARDS
94 - Chris Paul
93 - Russell Westbrook - Better than Derrick Rose. At what, exactly?
92 - Derrick Rose
90 - Deron Williams
90 - Rajon Rondo - A bit high for a guy who lead Pierce/KG/Allen to 4th worst offense)
87 - Steve Nash
86 - Tony Parker
83 - Kyrie Irving
83 - Kyle Lowry
83 - John Wall
82 - Stephen Curry
82 - Ty Lawson
82 - Chauncey Billups
82 - Jrue Holiday
80 - Jason Kidd
80 - Brandon Jennings
80 - Michael Conley
79 - Jarrett Jack
78 - Ricky Rubio
78 - Mo Williams
78 - Kemba Walker
77 - Jeremy Lin - LOLOLOLOL worse than KEMBA WALKER LOLOLOLOLOL
77 - Goran Dragic
77 - Darren Collison
77 - Nate Robinson
77 - Aaron Brooks
77 - Gilbert Arenas - He's a free agent for a reason, and the guns ain't it.
76 - Devin Harris
76 - Ramon Sessions
76 - Delonte West
75 - Isaiah Thomas - Worse than Aaron Brooks? Oh boy.
75 - Jeff Teague
75 - Mario Chalmers
75 - Jameer Nelson
75 - Jose Calderon
75 - Andre Miller
74 - D.J. Augustin
74 - Kirk Hinrich
74 - George Hill
74 - Raymond Felton
74 - Baron Davis
74 - Jonny Flynn - Signed w/ the Pistons, rated higher than Brandan Knight. Can't make this stuff up.
73 - Brandon Knight
72 - Luke Ridnour
72 - Rodrigue Beaubois
72 - Toney Douglas - Within 5 points of Jeremy Lin.  LOL.
70 - Damian Lillard - Rated lower than Toney Douglas.
70 - Jerryd Bayless
70 - Greivis Vasquez
70 - Will Bynum
70 - Ishmael Smith
69 - Chris Duhon - On the Magic roster... while Christian Eyenga is still on the Lakers.
69 - C.J. Watson
68 - Beno Udrih
68 - Keyon Dooling
68 - Jamaal Tinsley
68 - Steve Blake
68 - Patrick Mills
68 - J.J. Barea - Find me one man who thinks Barea's on the level of Steve Blake and co.
68 - Eric Maynor
67 - Reggie Jackson
67 - Norris Cole
67 - Austin Rivers
67 - Sebastian Telfair
67 - Nolan Smith
66 - Eric Bledsoe
66 - Earl Watson
66 - Darius Morris - I can't.
65 - Jimmer Fredette
65 - Kendall Marshall
65 - Ronnie Price
64 - John Lucas
64 - Shelvin Mack
62 - Tony Wroten
62 - Andrew Goudelock
62 - Cory Joseph
62 - Charles Jenkins
60 - Daniel Gibson - Worse than Goudelock and Joseph who aspire to be the next Gibson.
60 - Jeremy Pargo
59 - Josh Selby
54 - Royal Ivey
54 - A.J. Price - How many years has it been? 2K still doesn't know he can play?

SHOOTING GUARDS
93 - Dwyane Wade
93 - Kobe Bryant - Maybe three years ago. Tied w/ Wade? LOL.
87 - Manu Ginobili
86 - Monta Ellis - 0x All-Star & All-NBA, stat padder on awful high-tempo teams, yet top 25 in NBA?
85 - Joe Johnson
85 - Eric Gordon
81 - James Harden - 5 points lower than Monta Ellis?  Sad.
81 - Kevin Martin
81 - Tyreke Evans
80 - Rodney Stuckey
80 - Iman Shumpert - This is just awkward.
80 - Brandon Roy - See above.
79 - Ray Allen
79 - Louis Williams
79 - Arron Afflalo
79 - Avery Bradley
79 - Vince Carter
78 - Paul George
78 - Jamal Crawford
77 - Jason Terry - Worse than Vince Carter? Tell that to Mavs fans.
77 - Wesley Matthews
77 - O.J. Mayo
77 - Shannon Brown - As good as Jason Terry? Tell that to Suns fans.
75 - Marcus Thornton
75 - DeMar DeRozan
75 - J.R. Smith
75 - Ben Gordon - I guess 2K are the only ones that don't know Ben Gordon sucks now.
75 - Leandro Barbosa
75 - Jordan Crawford
75 - Bradley Beal
75 - Evan Turner
74 - Jason Richardson
74 - Tony Allen
74 - Ronnie Brewer
73 - Marshon Brooks
73 - Richard Hamilton
73 - Dahntay Jones
72 - Courtney Lee
72 - Nick Young
72 - Gerald Henderson
72 - Klay Thompson
71 - Brandon Rush
71 - Dion Waiters
71 - Raja Bell
71 - Alec Burks
71 - Randy Foye
71 - Jeremy Lamb
71 - Terrence Ross
71 - Landry Fields
71 - Daniel Green
70 - J.J. Redick
70 - Wesley Johnson
70 - DeShawn Stevenson - LMAO this is why I'm still around after 11 years.
70 - Keith Bogans - See above.
69 - Thabo Sefolosha - See above.
68 - Gordon Hayward - Starts at SF, listed at SG where he is behind 3 other players. Makes sense.
68 - Willie Green
68 - Jodie Meeks
68 - Corey Brewer
67 - Roger Mason
67 - Xavier Henry
67 - Jerry Stackhouse - LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
66 - Anthony Morrow
66 - Marco Belinelli
66 - Jared Cunningham
65 - Malcolm Lee
65 - Elliot Williams
65 - Mike Dunleavy - You think 2K would figure out his position after how many years?
64 - Wayne Ellington
63 - Travis Leslie

63 - Kyle Korver - Pathetic.
62 - Daequan Cook
61 - John Jenkins
61 - Dominique Jones
58 - Evan Fournier
58 - Lance Stephenson

58 - Matt Carroll

SMALL FORWARDS
98 - LeBron James
94 - Kevin Durant
92 - Carmelo Anthony - Ludicrous that he continues to be rated this high.
87 - Andre Iguodala
87 - Rudy Gay
84 - Danny Granger
83 - Luol Deng - Better than Paul Pierce? LOL
82 - Paul Pierce
81 - Gerald Wallace
81 - Caron Butler - One point behind Paul Pierce?  Butler was AWFUL last year.
80 - Wilson Chandler
79 - Shawn Marion
79 - Nicolas Batum
79 - Michael Beasley
78 - Stephen Jackson
78 - Jeff Green
77 - Michael Kidd-Gilchrist
77 - Grant Hill
76 - Trevor Ariza
76 - Kawhi Leonard - Worse than Stephen Jackson? 2K wit dat name recognition.
76 - Terrence Williams - Wow.
75 - Tayshaun Prince
75 - Jared Dudley
75 - Shane Battier
75 - Gerald Green
75 - Harrison Barnes
74 - Andrei Kirilenko
74 - Chandler Parsons
74 - Corey Maggette
74 - Richard Jefferson
73 - Hedo Turkoglu
73 - Matt Barnes
73 - John Salmons
72 - Dorell Wright
71 - Danilo Gallinari - Another terrible 2K rating.  Who takes Gerald Green over Gallo?
71 - Metta World Peace
71 - Al-Farouq Aminu
70 - Chase Budinger
69 - C.J. Miles
69 - Rashard Lewis
69 - Mike Miller
69 - Quentin Richardson
69 - Martell Webster
69 - Chris Singleton
68 - Luc Mbah a Moute
68 - Francisco Garcia
68 - Carlos Delfino
67 - Gary Forbes
67 - Travis Outlaw
67 - Jimmy Butler
67 - Tobias Harris
67 - Cartier Martin - Seriously.
66 - Maurice Harkless
66 - Reggie Williams
66 - Luke Walton - You've gotta be kidding me.
65 - Marvin Williams - Worse than Luke Walton. You heard it here first folks.
65 - Jeff Taylor
65 - Tyler Honeycutt
65 - James Johnson - Will probably start, yet 4th on the depth chart.
65 - Devin Ebanks
65 - Jordan Hamilton
64 - Omri Casspi - Behind Walton on the depth chart? Only in 2K's universe.
63 - Linas Kleiza - Just won't let the Walton comps die.
63 - Austin Daye
63 - Donte Greene
60 - Quincy Pondexter
60 - Lazar Hayward
60 - Jan Vesely
59 - Dante Cunningham
59 - Luke Babbitt
59 - Shawne Williams
58 - James Jones
57 - Christian Eyenga
53 - Steve Novak - Kill yourselves, 2K Sports.

POWER FORWARDS
89 - Kevin Love
87 - Pau Gasol
87 - Josh Smith
86 - Blake Griffin
86 - LaMarcus Aldridge
85 - Dirk Nowitzki
84 - Kevin Garnett
84 - Zach Randolph
84 - Amare Stoudemire
83 - Paul Millsap
82 - Chris Bosh
82 - David Lee
80 - Serge Ibaka
79 - Luis Scola
78 - Carlos Boozer - Worse than Scola? LOL?
77 - Elton Brand
77 - Taj Gibson
77 - Antawn Jamison
76 - Kenneth Faried
76 - Kenyon Martin - Top 20 PF? That explains why he has a contract! Oh wait.
75 - Ersan Ilyasova - Worse than Antawn Jamison?
75 - Andrea Bargnani - See above.
75 - David West - See above.
75 - Thaddeus Young
75 - Thomas Robinson
75 - Carl Landry
74 - Kris Humphries - Double/double machine worse than rookie Thomas Robinson?
74 - Derrick Favors
74 - J.J. Hickson
73 - Patrick Patterson
73 - Chuck Hayes
72 - Tyrus Thomas
72 - DaJuan Blair
71 - Brandon Bass
71 - Lamar Odom
71 - Al Harrington
71 - Anthony Randolph
71 - Tyler Hansbrough
71 - Jason Maxiell
70 - Mareese Speights
70 - Darrell Arthur
70 - Udonis Haslem
70 - Jason Thompson
70 - JaJuan Johnson
70 - Epke Udoh - Better than Drew Gooden?  Gooden started all of last year!
69 - Drew Gooden
69 - Ryan Anderson - Good to see 2K still has no idea how to rate power forwards!
69 - Jared Sullinger
69 - Andrew Nicholson
69 - Derrick Williams
69 - Markieff Morris
68 - Ivan Johnson
68 - Tristan Thompson
68 - Charlie Villanueva
68 - Royce White
67 - Ed Davis
67 - Trevor Booker
67 - Channing Frye - Worse than his backup, Markieff Morris.
66 - Jonas Jerebko
66 - Chris Wilcox
66 - Boris Diaw
65 - Tiago Splitter
65 - Hakim Warrick
65 - Larry Sanders
65 - Nick Collison
64 - Gustavo Ayon
64 - Josh McRoberts
63 - Reggie Evans
63 - Marcus Morris
62 - Bismack Biyombo
62 - Lavoy Allen
62 - John Henson
62 - Samardo Samuels
62 - Trey Thompkins
61 - Arnett Moultrie
61 - Jason Smith
61 - Jeff Pendergraph
61 - Jeremy Tyler
60 - Perry Jones
59 - Terrence Jones
58 - Donatas Motiejunas
58 - Jordan Williams
56 - Jeremy Evans
54 - Luke Harangody
53 - Justin Harper
53 - Jon Brockman
51 - Vladimir Radmanovic

CENTERS
96 - Dwight Howard
87 - Tim Duncan - Finally listed at center where he belongs.
86 - Andrew Bynum
84 - Al Jefferson
83 - Marc Gasol
83 - Joakim Noah
82 - Al Horford
82 - DeMarcus Cousins
80 - Brook Lopez
80 - Greg Monroe
80 - Marcin Gortat
79 - Roy Hibbert
79 - Andrew Bogut
79 - Anthony Davis
79 - Nene
78 - Emeka Okafor
77 - Tyson Chandler - This rating is unspeakably bad. Shumpert and Kidd w/ 80s for christ's sake.
76 - Nikola Pekovic
76 - Chris Kaman
74 - Javale McGee
74 - Samuel Dalembert
73 - Anderson Varejao
73 - DeAndre Jordan
73 - Marcus Camby
72 - Kendrick Perkins
71 - Ian Mahinmi
70 - Spencer Hawes
70 - Jordan Hill
70 - Jermaine O'Neal
69 - Amir Johnson
67 - Brendan Haywood
67 - Omer Asik
66 - Tyler Zeller
65 - Enes Kanter
64 - Robin Lopez
64 - Kurt Thomas
63 - Zaza Pachulia
63 - Ronny Turiaf
62 - Byron Mullens
62 - Timofey Mozgov
61 - Joel Przybilla
61 - Nazr Mohammed
61 - Andris Biedrins
60 - Nikola Pekovic
60 - Kwame Brown - Shafted once again. He is decent.
60 - Greg Stiemsma
59 - Andre Drummond
59 - Jonas Valanciunas
59 - Meyers Leonard
59 - Cole Aldrich
58 - Aaron Gray
58 - Joel Anthony
58 - Daniel Orton
57 - Kosta Koufos
57 - Dan Gadzuric
55 - Miles Plumlee
54 - Jordan Petro
54 - Ryan Hollins
54 - Hasheem Thabeet
53 - Dexter Pittman
52 - Festus Ezeli
51 - Matt Bonner - 2K finally listsw Duncan at center, naturally leaves Bonner there (Splitter's the backup)
51 - Fab Melo
49 - Jason Collins
49 - Hamed Haddadi

TEAM RATINGS
83 76ers (87 Def, 79 Off)
68 Bobcats (66 Def, 60 Off)
76 Bucks (78 Def, 60 Off)
88 Bulls (93 Def, 80 Off)
70 Cavaliers (73 Def, 61 Off)
86 Celtics (90 Def, 85 Off)
85 Clippers (80 Def, 86 Off)
85 Grizzlies (73 Def, 84 Off)
80 Hawks (71 Def, 93 Off)
89 Heat (98 Def, 88 Off)
75 Hornets (76 Def, 66 Off)
77 Jazz (64 Def, 80 Off)
77 Kings (65 Def, 75 Off)
84 Knicks (90 Def, 76 Off)
90 Lakers (88 Def, 99 Off)
68 Magic (65 Def, 70 Off)
86 Mavericks (85 Def, 85 Off)
83 Nets (85 Def, 65 Off)
84 Nuggets (68 Def, 99 Off)
85 Pacers (89 Def, 81 Off)
76 Pistons (60 Def, 89 Off)
72 Raptors (72 Def, 60 Off)
73 Rockets (68 Def, 67 Off)
86 Spurs (82 Def, 99 Off)
81 Suns (69 Def, 93 Off)
88 Thunder (90 Def, 90 Off)
81 Timberwolves (68 Def, 95 Off)
75 Trail Blazers (72 Def, 68 Off)
83 Warriors (71 Def, 96 Off)
75 Wizards (66 Def, 60 Off)

97 Celeb Team (99 Def, 99 Off)
99 Dream Team (99 Def, 99 Off)
99 Team USA (99 Def, 99 Off)
93 Celtics [64-65] (98 Def, 86 Off)
85 Lakers [64-65] (82 Def, 84 Off)
77 Bucks [70-71] (77 Def, 72 Off)
86 Lakers [70-71] (83 Def, 88 Off)
79 Hawks [70-71] (75 Def, 79 Off)
86 Lakers [71-72] (82 Def, 90 Off)
86 Knicks [71-72] (83 Def, 85 Off)
84 76ers [76-77] (81 Def, 84 Off)
75 76ers [84-85] (78 Def, 70 Off)
82 Bucks [84-85] (83 Def, 82 Off)
75 Bulls [85-86] (74 Def, 73 Off)
90 Celtics [85-86] (84 Def, 86 Off)
77 Hawks [85-86] (78 Def, 71 Off)
84 Lakers [86-87] (82 Def, 82 Off)
87 Pistons [88-89] (84 Def, 92 Off)
83 Bulls [88-89] (79 Def, 86 Off)
82 Cavaliers [89-90] (77 Def, 88 Off)
86 Bulls [90-91] (83 Def, 87 Off)
86 Lakers [90-91] (83 Def, 87 Off)
84 Trail Blazers [90-91] (80 Def, 88 Off)
82 Warriors [90-91] (81 Def, 82 Off)
85 Bulls [92-93] (83 Def, 84 Off)
83 Hornets [92-93] (80 Def, 86 Off)
85 Rockets [93-94] (83 Def, 87 Off)
80 Nuggets [93-94] (80 Def, 77 Off)
85 Knicks [94-95] (83 Def, 86 Off)
86 Magic [94-95] (83 Def, 86 Off)
87 Bulls [95-96] (88 Def, 86 Off)
83 Supersonics [95-96] (87 Def, 79 Off)
86 Bulls [97-98] (87 Def, 86 Off)
76 Jazz [97-98] (75 Def, 74 Off)
83 Lakers [97-98] (84 Def, 82 Off)
83 Spurs [97-98] (82 Def, 84 Off)
75 76ers (78 Def, 68 Off)
81 Kings [01-02] (79 Def, 79 Off)